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Again, a person is talking to his brother about the difficulties of earning an MA. He is joking with him and painting a miserable picture of his life and what he will become in the future.

الحياة بقى انتهت بقى عنده خلاص بقت يخلص السنة دى يخلص بعد عشرة سنين خلاص بقى انتهت ‬ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬
و حاسس إن انا حاجى بقى الاقيك إيه ضهرك مقتب
و ماسك الاظرف و لابس جلابية مقطعة
و ماشى بقى فى الشارع هايم على وجهك

Would like to express هايم على وجهك in correct idiomatic English.