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How abnormal are you? | 48%

Ivana de Sousa Santos — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:17:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Ivana de Sousa Santos
Post title: 48%

[quote]You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.[/quote]

I confess... I sometimes have a OCD (I like and do things in an... abnormal :D way...) but apart from that I don't agree with the rest.

Had a good laugh though.

Will try the other tests when I have time. "What kind of donuts are you?" :D :D :D

How abnormal are you? | Not bad

Graciela Guzman — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:51:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Graciela Guzman
Post title: Not bad

I'm 28% abnormal.
Would this mean that I'm 72% normal?
I didn't expect so much!

Graciela

How abnormal are you? | 28% abnormal, 65% normal

Robert Zawadzki (X) — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:00:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Robert Zawadzki (X)
Post title: 28% abnormal, 65% normal

My personality is 93% complete

How abnormal are you? | 68% - oh dear!

Nicole Y. Adams, M.A. — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 19:43:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Nicole Y. Adams, M.A.
Post title: 68% - oh dear!

Oh dear, apparently I'm 68% abnormal. Should I be worried now??? :-)

How abnormal are you? | I loved that one!

desdelaisla — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:29:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: desdelaisla
Post title: I loved that one!

[quote]Susana Galilea wrote:
What's your Superhero Name? [/quote]

Your Superhero Name is The Future Brain
Your Superpower is Ancient lore
Your Weakness is Chocolate
Your Weapon is Your Solar Lasso
Your Mode of Transportation is Cloud

Loved it.

On the other hand, I remember yesterday I was "only" 51% abnormal. Today I did it again and... ooops, I've become 56% abnormal. A scary pace...

Have a nice weekend,

M.

[Editado a las 2006-09-09 14:31]

How abnormal are you? | They didn't have an option for Azerbaijani Russian Jew...

Sophia Hundt (X) — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:03:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Sophia Hundt (X)
Post title: They didn't have an option for Azerbaijani Russian Jew...

Instead, they said I was clearly speaking Midwestern and Upper Midwestern (which is what I speak now). So that a was pretty good one.

[quote]Susana Galilea wrote:

***Your Linguistic Profile:***

65% General American English

25% Yankee

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
[url removed]

And yes, this is entirely addictive, no fair bringing it up right before a weekend :grin:

Susana

[Edited at 2006-09-08 23:26] [/quote]

How abnormal are you? | whistling Dixie in da Midwest, oy vey...

Susana Galilea — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 23:23:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Susana Galilea
Post title: whistling Dixie in da Midwest, oy vey...

***Your Linguistic Profile:***

65% General American English

25% Yankee

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
[url removed]

And yes, this is entirely addictive, no fair bringing it up right before a weekend :grin:

Susana

[Edited at 2006-09-08 23:26]

How abnormal are you? | Is that ironic or what? :)

Sophia Hundt (X) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 23:07:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Sophia Hundt (X)
Post title: Is that ironic or what? :)

[quote]Susana Galilea wrote:

[quote]Sophia Hundt wrote:
My only obsession is with lists, taxes, and other things requiring meticulous attention, like, you'll be suprised, chicken butchering and crafting my sentences when translating or writing.
[/quote]

I got 8% too, but was too embarrassed to admit it for fear of being labeled a freak :lol: :lol: :lol:

Susana [/quote]

How abnormal are you? | Only 32 %

Alicia Casal — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 23:01:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Alicia Casal
Post title: Only 32 %

Which is ok if you re Argentine.

LOL

How abnormal are you? | coming out of the 8% closet...

Susana Galilea — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:59:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Susana Galilea
Post title: coming out of the 8% closet...

[quote]Sophia Hundt wrote:
My only obsession is with lists, taxes, and other things requiring meticulous attention, like, you'll be suprised, chicken butchering and crafting my sentences when translating or writing.
[/quote]

I got 8% too, but was too embarrassed to admit it for fear of being labeled a freak :lol: :lol: :lol:

Susana

How abnormal are you? | 8%

Sophia Hundt (X) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:51:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Sophia Hundt (X)
Post title: 8%

My only obsession is with lists, taxes, and other things requiring meticulous attention, like, you'll be suprised, chicken butchering and crafting my sentences when translating or writing.

How abnormal are you? | What do they mean by abnormal if....

Agnieszka Hayward (X) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 21:53:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Agnieszka Hayward (X)
Post title: What do they mean by abnormal if....

... I am only 20%...

the test must've been designed by someone way beyond my limits of abnormality ;)

Have a great abnormal weekend!

How abnormal are you? | Well...

sofiablu (X) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:59:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: sofiablu (X)
Post title: Well...

I'm 80% normal and 56% abnormal, there's a 36% too much of me in this world.
Then, my hair colour should be blue and my aura is violet.
I'm not brave enough to explore my personality further.
What about you?

How abnormal are you? | Sure you can!

Kirill Semenov — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:47:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Kirill Semenov
Post title: Sure you can!

[quote]Clare Barnes wrote:
12% abnormal and 45% normal... Can I have Kirill's extra 4% please????
[/quote]

Just please wait a bit, I feel I have to visit my autopsist. The extra which remains after the visit is still free.

How abnormal are you? | You Are 40% Abnormal

A.Đapo — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:40:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: A.Đapo
Post title: You Are 40% Abnormal

Not too scary, expected more ;-)
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How abnormal are you? | 12% + 45% = ???

Clare Barnes — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:08:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Clare Barnes
Post title: 12% + 45% = ???

12% abnormal and 45% normal... Can I have Kirill's extra 4% please????

While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

Or maybe the missing percentage is my Superhero me (now this is more than a little disturbing):

Your Superhero Name is The Rocket Canary
Your Superpower is Cybernetics
Your Weakness is Puppets
Your Weapon is Your Stellar Bombs
Your Mode of Transportation is Water Skis

Puppets? Perhaps I was Lady Penelope in a previous life: [url removed]

How abnormal are you? | I win (though I don't know if I should be proud about it :-))

Tim van den Oudenhoven — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:07:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Tim van den Oudenhoven
Post title: I win (though I don't know if I should be proud about it :-))

64%

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

my shrink will be interested to hear about this...

*takes little blue pill*

:-)

How abnormal are you? | this just in...

Susana Galilea — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:34:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Susana Galilea
Post title: this just in...

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Supreme Prodigy

Your Superpower is Nanotechnology

Your Weakness is Tummy Rubs

Your Weapon is Your Silver Hammer

Your Mode of Transportation is Skis

What's your Superhero Name?

[Edited at 2006-09-08 18:42]

How abnormal are you? | apparently not...

Susana Galilea — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:32:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Susana Galilea
Post title: apparently not...

[quote]Branka Stankovic McCarthy wrote:
Your ideal job: detective, butcher, or surgeon - oh no am I the only one in the wrong job????????
[/quote]

***You Should Be A Cancer***

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous

What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand

In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection

In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support

***Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure***

Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood

You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

What Sign Should You Be?
[url removed]

Just call me Santa Galilea, from now on :lol:

Good thing I'm actually a Taurus :grin:

Susana

How abnormal are you? | 4% extra

Kirill Semenov — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:26:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Kirill Semenov
Post title: 4% extra

I'm 44% abnormal and 60% normal. Ready to share this additional 4% - to an abnormal or normal or to any other person anyhow involved in translation. Common, it's for free!

How abnormal are you? | Id say weird...

biankonera — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:51:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: biankonera
Post title: Id say weird...

.. as Im only 16% abnormal :) was sure to score at least 50% if not more.. but 16.. now thats seriously disturbing:))

How abnormal are you? | ;)

Angie Garbarino — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:43:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Angie Garbarino
Post title: ;)

[quote]avantix wrote:

[quote]angioletta garbarino wrote:

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

MMmmm Should I be worried?

Bye bye all !![/quote]

Don't worry, these are exactly the right qualifications for a high ranking top translator! ;)[/quote]

Yeppp ;)

[Edited at 2006-09-08 16:44]

How abnormal are you? | Have you done the one about the sex of your brain?

Rosa Maria Duenas Rios (X) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:21:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Rosa Maria Duenas Rios (X)
Post title: Have you done the one about the sex of your brain?

"Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve"

How reassuring!
I am also becoming an addict to these things! ;-)

How abnormal are you? | A very abnormal household

Sonia Hill — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:14:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Sonia Hill
Post title: A very abnormal household

I'm 52% abnormal and my boyfriend is 64% abnormal, so we seem to be quite well matched :-)
Our children will probably turn out to be very abnormal (or they may be completely normal and find us embarassing - who knows!)
Apparently I'm at a a high risk of developing a social phobia and obsessive compulsive disorder, while my boyfriend is probably a psycopath and narcissist. I always think a little abnormality makes life more interesting!

How abnormal are you? | On the other hand

Branka Stankovic McCarthy — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:05:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Branka Stankovic McCarthy
Post title: On the other hand

I'm 60% normal & 32% abnormal which only leaves 8% of my personality 'floating around'.

***You Are 60% Normal***

Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal
You're like most people most of the time
But you've got those quirks that make you endearing
You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so!

How Normal Are You?
[url removed]

Ok I'm definitely becoming addicted to these quizzes.
This is an interesting result:

What Sign Should You Be?
[url removed]

***You Should Be An Aries***

What's good about you: you're fearless about taking charge and grabbing the spotlight

What's bad about you: if you're annoyed, you're not going to hide it!

In love: you jump in quickly and don't mind risking your heart

In friendship, you're: likely to have a new best friend each month

Your ideal job: detective, butcher, or surgeon - oh no am I the only one in the wrong job????????

Your sense of fashion: ultra trendy and sexy

You like to pig out on: appetizers, especially buffalo wings

Errrrm I am an Aries :) Does that mean everything else is also true?

Going back to check a few more boxes.

Box-checkers Anonymous

[Edited at 2006-09-08 16:07]

How abnormal are you? | 52% abnormal

Agnieszka Zmuda (X) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 15:47:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Agnieszka Zmuda (X)
Post title: 52% abnormal

That's what I have always suspected :)))
High risk of social phobia and borderline personality, whatever that means ;)

Gee, what a relief, still 50% normal :)

(after a while of zealous box-checking)...

And "totally sarcastic"... Well well, what do we have next? "Paranoid schizophrenic"? "Psychic"? "Hypochondriac"?

Have a nice weekend :)

[Edited at 2006-09-08 15:51]

[Edited at 2006-09-08 15:52]

[Edited at 2006-09-08 15:56]

How abnormal are you? | Can't believe it!

diana bb — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 15:30:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: diana bb
Post title: Can't believe it!

With 8% of abnormality, I am disgustingly normal...

D.

How abnormal are you? | Really abnormal...

Kirill Semenov — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 15:04:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: Kirill Semenov
Post title: Really abnormal...

[quote]MMUlr wrote:
... 8% abnormal, and for the other quizz "How normal are you?" --> 60% normal
[/quote]

A really abnormal personality you are! ;-)

How abnormal are you? | I didn't expect that ...

MMUlr — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:43:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: MMUlr
Post title: I didn't expect that ...

[quote]Katrin Lueke wrote:

That's funny, I am only 24% abnormal, I would have thought it was much more :-)

What about you?
[/quote]

... 8% abnormal, and for the other quizz "How normal are you?" --> 60% normal

Goodness gracious .... :-)

Have a nice weekend, all of you!

How abnormal are you? | High ranking

avantix — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:40:00 +0000

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Topic: How abnormal are you?
Poster: avantix
Post title: High ranking

[quote]angioletta garbarino wrote:

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

MMmmm Should I be worried?

Bye bye all !!

[/quote]

Don't worry, these are exactly the right qualifications for a high ranking top translator! ;)